Voznja

Pocelo je.Osecao je to u kostima.Nije ga ocekivao tako brzo.Zoki mu je opet uvalio sranje.Roba je bila prljava.Majmun je kupio onaj jeftini poljski amfetamin i pomesao ga je sa voznjom.

- Pohlepni skot!Upropastio je prvoklasnu drogu.

Skrenuo je s bulevara u Beogradsku i ubrzao je korak.



Josipa je otvorila oci i pozelela je da je mrtva.Ritual se ponavljao svakog vikenda.Petkom bi se napila sa Marijom da bi subotom mogla da mrzi citav svet.Pomislila je kako bi mozda ipak bilo bolje da sve to ostavi iza sebe ali je istovremeno znala da se duhovi nece moci smiriti dok god svi lesevi ne budu pokopani.Odbauljala je do kupatila i pogledala se u ogledalo.Godine su ostavile traga na njenom licu.

- Josipa se osipa!Josipa se osipa!

U skoli je imala problema sa tenom,njena koza je bila isarana sa bubuljicama i to su bile reci koje je slusala svaki dan.Osmehnula se samoj sebi pomislivsi kako bi joj danas bolje pristajalo - Josipa se prosipa.
Neke stvari se u biti nikada ne menjaju.

Otisla je do kuhinje i otvorila je frizider,izvadila iz njega bocu sa rakijom i nasula sebi pice.Zatim je zapalila cigaretu i ukljucila radio.Radila je ovo po cistoj inerciji navike.Sve je to bilo deo rituala.
Na radiju je svirala Riblja Corba.

- Kako je lepo biti glup...

- Bravo Boro,ko prstom u dupe,reci mi samo da li ti je lepo sad kad si glup?

Pogledala je kroz prozor i pomislila kako se Beograd promenio u zadnjih deset godina.Postao je "metropola" s’ metroom.Mozda je Marija bila u pravu.

- Prestani da zivis u proslosti,metro je tu i ostace tu.Uopste mi nisi jasna ponekad.Cimas se po tim usranim,razdrkanim tramvajima svaki dan a zivis na deset minuta od posla.

- Podzemnim putem,Marija!Deset minuta podzemnim putem!

Ponekad joj se cinilo da je ni Marija ne razume mada je u dubini duse znala da to nije istina.Marija je bila prijatelj,mozda jedini pravi prijatelj koga je ikada imala.

Nasmejala se na ironiju sto je upravo Marija bila ta koja joj je dala razlog da se ne vozi metroom.Naduvale su se kod Pedje i Marija je insistirala da uzmu metro od Kalenica do Bajlonija.Put je trajao 3 minuta i kad je izasla kod Bajlonija i pogledala oko sebe,Josipa je shvatila da je nepovratno izgubila sat vremena svog zivota.Taj dan se zaklela da vise nikad nece koristiti metro.Bar ne u Beogradu.

About traveling from EU to Belgrade when you didnt travel to Belgrade for many years.

Now,because this blog is written for all of you out there from Belgrade who are not living in Belgrade anymore i will give you my story.

I decided to go back to Belgrade first time after 13 years and i both the plane ticket for 13. of april 2008.And naturally,it was friday.I had great expectations for this trip.I was about to meet some very dear people i havent seen for many years,we were going to drink a lot of alcohol and we were going to have a lot of fun.

And so it came friday.I took a train to airport,i was there quiet early because i wanted to have time to take few drinks before i board the plane.For last two weeks i was walking around with my brain slowly cooking and now,on this friday the 13 it finaly started to boil.I needed something to cool me down.

I had my earphones on and i was listening to Azra as i was boarding the plane.It was going to be very long two and half hours.Or so i tought.

I took a sit beside big man from Montenegro(is there any small one?)who was coming back from buisnis trip.Please dont ask me what was he doing there.He actually told me everything about it but it was after we drank a lot of wine and i didnt care to much anyway.He turned out to be good drinking company thou and those two and half hours passed by quickly.

This story will never be finished.

THE GREAT ONES

1.Fuck the Coca
Fuck the Pizza
All we need is Sljivovica.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsfWC6IKO3o

WALL

TOP 5 TO BURN IN HELL

THIS IS A LIST OF WORST SONGS EVER ABOUT BELGRADE
(click on link to hear song)

1. VLADA & BAJKA AND OTHER SHABANS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkInhCrhYfs

comment about song: NO, DEFINETLY NO COMMENT!!!

2. SVETLANA RAZNATOVIC - MY BELGRADE -LIVE @ USCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaVp-2rDfcc

comment about song:
Actually very good video. It describe in just 4 minutes why i decided to leave

3. MOTHER, WHAT THEY TEACH OUR CHILDREN ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExYOPgRXcI

comment about song:
My dear poor poor children. I m so sorry about You .

4. NIKOLA KOYO - GREAT DZUKAC FROM BELGRADE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUr39a5RflM

comment about song:
can not write. urgently must go to toilet

5. THIS IS FOR REAL???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_RjanzJND8

comment about song: there is very few videos able to show You the essence of soc-realism and fake glamour like this one. Pitty for money they spend.